parking spaces

this morning before work (why, lord, oh why must i work? why? so unfair. the porn's not going to watch itself.) i ran into the supermarket behind my school. i've run into this building a few times before, after my early morning caffine fix, but today i noticed something interesting.

here is, you know, a parking space. nothing out of the ordinary. two white lines, betwixt which one deposits a car. and, a bit father down, there are more parking spaces. but wait...

there's something interesting about these additional additional parking spaces, namely that they are apparently for the ladies. believe me when i tell you that that's totally pink paint. painted pink parking spaces. for the ladies.

what? the fuck? wha wha wha? they aren't even chivalrous parking spaces as they are farther away from the store than the not-pink spaces. maybe it's parking for fat chicks, and taking the few extra steps will work off the berry mocha frapuccinos.

(you know what goes awesome with frapucccinos? porn. when you're not working.)