Saturday, July 11, 2009

not playing in the mud

this weekend is the mud festival here in korea. all of my coworkers have gone, as have several other people i know. and i am in no way trying to disparage the tastes of others, but, seriously, mud is wet dirt. it is where pigs live. there aren't even, like, bands at mud fest. it's just mud.

it's worth mentioning that i have an aversion to large groups of drunken people. ergo it stands to reason that i will like them even less when they are muddy. it also bears mentioning that this is supposed to be theraputic mud, with healing properties. or something. fair enough. leeches are theraputic, but i bet leech fest would totally bomb.

4 comments:

  1. You don't sound like you'd be any fun at a spa day at Silver Star!

    ROFL

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  2. I agree. 100%. I'm glad there is someone out there who is on the same page as me...

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  3. I was really surprised when I found out there were no bands and the only attraction was mud! I'm glad other people agree that there is nothing appealing about the festival!

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  4. turns out I did read it since I managed to find it at last. who knows how he fetched up in the porn shop? not such a bad retirement gig when you think about it.
    yer dad

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