the other night i was thinking about the rapidly approaching new year, and where i would be spending in. southeast asia? mississippi? little bit of a no-brainer, right? anyway, i realized that the new year is going to be 2010. and i had the most troubling thought: what are we going to do for new year's eve novelty glasses? observe:
2009 was the last year the two zeroes would be together, making convenient eye holes. basically, the novelty eyewear people have had an entire decade to rest on their laurels. "two goes here, eight goes here, eyes in the middle, badda bing, badda boo!"
but what now? my god! what now!?! the zeroes are no longer together! do we just stop wearing novelty glasses to commemorate the passing of another year? do we wear really truncated awkward 1s on our noses and have lopsided 2010 glasses? fail!
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