a couple of things

firstly, if, in the span of two weeks, you overhear more than zero people relating stories about being injured by unruly farm animals, you have been in mississippi too long. yesterday i heard one woman say the following:





"Pig jumped on me."

this is the second such conversation i have overheard recently. the first will be related later, once i have fled the jurisdiction. ergo, i must leave mississippi posthaste.

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secondly, the following appeared in the top right of one of the local papers a few days ago:

i do not know what this means. i don't want it explained to me if you know what it means. i really don't care what it means. all i know is this: Miffs Nutt is an awesome stripper name.