Thursday, May 27, 2010

medicinal frog

so, i've got some allergy, asthma type issues. perhaps, because, against medical advice, i refuse to chuck my kitty out. mama loves luna!

one of the medicines that i've been prescribed is this here cough syrup.



i believe that i have been prescribed a frog-based product. i believe this not only because there is a frog on the packaging, looking coyly offstage as if to say, i taste gooooood, though that is certainly reason enough. but also because the medicine tastes like hot buttered ass. now, tristan, you may be saying, ALL medicine tastes like hot buttered ass. A) not true. nyquil tastes like happiness. B) this particular medicine tastes like swampy hot buttered ass. it tastes like swamp. you know, the place where frogs live.

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