because nothing goes with diet coke quite like candy. except for popcorn, pizza, hambugers, and everything i do during my day. there's a reason diet coke is number one.
tonight i went to costco, and i bought another giant tub of jelly beans. don't worry, i still have most of them. in honor of the fact that my heart most likely pumps hugh fructose corn syrup, i present a list of my favorite candies.
1. hot tamales - number one with a bullet. i once ate three pounds of them in a single sitting. on a day that i wasn't sad. once on a day that i was sad, i ate so many the inside of my mouth started bleeding.
2. nerds
3. everlasting gobstoppers - much like "the neverending story," it's a delicious treat wrapped in a lie.
4. sprees
5. cadburry creme eggs - last easter i made my then-boyfriend drive me to like six different stores buying them up. what i love 3# - hoarding!
Reflections on my first Writing Retreat
5 months ago
"it's a delicious treat wrapped in a lie"
ReplyDeleteThat just made me burst out laughing alone in my apartment. AWESOME.